Sharks


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Joke ID#16576
Funny (2.9)
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CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted ByMisbahulhaq
Corrected By boodler
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3 sharks meet in the ocean. They talk about the people they recently have eaten.

The first one says, "I swallowed the Ayatollah yesterday, but the guy had eaten so much garlic I still feel sick."

The second shark says, "That's nothing pal! I swallowed Boris Yeltsin last week and the old guy had so much vodka in him that I'm still drunk."

The third shark laughs and said, "You lucky guys! I swallowed George W. Bush 3 weeks ago and the guy has so much air in his head, I still can't dive!"




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