https://www.wocka.com/ User submitted and ranked jokes. Fri, 10 Apr 2026 00:00:01 GMT en-us 300 https://www.wocka.com/joke.php?id=3233 The Cat Who Could

One day a cat comes walking by meowing, "I can't do anything right." So he keeps on pouting and somebody comes up to him and says, "Why are you crying?" "Because I can't do anything right." So the guy helps the cat and a day later the cat could do anything right so he goes to the litter box and misses the box by an inch. ]]> https://www.wocka.com/joke.php?id=10705 Peanutt Butter

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a peanut and she made peanut butter. ]]>