https://www.wocka.com/ User submitted and ranked jokes. Mon, 02 Nov 2026 00:00:01 GMT en-us 300 https://www.wocka.com/joke.php?id=4212 Lottery Ticket

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Mobile, Alabama to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."

The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."

Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"

]]> https://www.wocka.com/joke.php?id=16379 The Word "climate" and "arrest"

Teacher: Jackie, please use the word "climate" in a sentence
please.

Jackie: Sure, I have a cherry tree in my backyard, but my parents won't let me "climate"

Teacher: That's correct!

Teacher: Now, Luis use the word "arrest" in a sentence.

Luis: Sure, after running a mile I need "arrest" ]]>