https://www.wocka.com/ User submitted and ranked jokes. Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:01 GMT en-us 300 https://www.wocka.com/joke.php?id=405 Magical Mirror

A brunette, blonde and a redhead walk into a bar.

The bartender tells them there is a magic mirror in the back room and if you stand in front of it and say something you think that's true you'll get something nice. But if you lie you'll be sucked in, never to be heard from again.

The brunette says, "I think I am the prettiest person in the bar," and she gets a brand new Corvette.

The redhead says, "I think I am the smartest person in the bar," and she gets 1 million dollars.

The blonde says, "I think---" And she disappeared. ]]> https://www.wocka.com/joke.php?id=1753 God is Watching

In the cafeteria of a Catholic school, the children were lined up for lunch. At the head of the line was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and she had placed it in front of the apples. The note read: "Take only one, God is watching."

Further down the cafeteria line was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies...

One of the boys had written a note of his own. The note he placed in front of the cookies read: "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
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