Bush Visits a Classroom


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Joke ID#5216
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CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted ByKnightdog
Corrected By boodler
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President Bush was visiting a classroom where a teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation. Trying to make the lesson clearer, he said, "Now, children, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run to my face."

"Yes, sir," one of the girls said.

"Then why is it," he continued, "that while I am standing upright the blood doesn't run to my feet?"

"Because your feet aren't empty," replied a boy in the back of the room.



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