George Bush - Liar?
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| Joke ID | #14033 |
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| Category | News / Politics |
| Submitted By | vbguy101 |
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boodler |
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A few decades from now, George Bush will die (everyone dies eventually). He goes up to Heaven where he sees a bunch of clocks, and he asks God what the clocks do.
"These clocks go forward one minute each time the person tells a lie."
Bush looks for his clock.
"Where's mine?"
"Oh, that one? I use that as a ceiling fan."
"WHAT?"
