The Reason You Were Almost Never Born.....
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| Joke ID | #8382 |
| Funny |    (1.14) |
| Rating |   (2.34) |
| Category | Redneck |
| Submitted By | seandidy     |
| Corrected By |
boodler    |
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You should have no doubt in your mind that
you are in a redneck family.....
When your uncle drunkenly approaches you, slaps you on the back, grabs your face and murmurs "Heaeh kiiiiiiid, I think it's a good thing I used a condum.
And walks off slowy, mumbling. "Cause your mamoo gets realy piiist when she's pregnant........"
And in disbelief, you look around to find your mom.
