Skidiving For the Blind
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| Joke ID | #7622 |
| Funny |    (1.8) |
| Rating |   (0.67) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | ur_girl  |
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boodler     |
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A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.
He answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
