BAR
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| Joke ID | #7506 |
| Funny |    (2.5) |
| Rating |   (0.55) |
| Category | Bar |
| Submitted By | mumbo_jumbo    |
| Corrected By |
WolfDaemon   |
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A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling
on the corner. The bum says, "Mister, can you
spare a dollar?"
The man thinks about the question for a bit and
asks the bum, "If I give you a dollar, are you
going to use it to buy liquor?"
"No", says the bum.
The man then asks the bum, "If I give you a
dollar are you going to use it to gamble?"
"No", says the bum.
So the man says to the bum, "Do you mind coming
home with me so I can show my wife what happens
to someone who doesn't drink or gamble?"
