How to Tell If Someone is an Idiot!
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Joke ID | #7094 |
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Category | Insults |
Submitted By | mEgMeG504 |
Corrected By | boodler |
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You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she:
Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
Sends a fax with a stamp on it.
Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
Tries to drown a fish.
If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get
change.
Thinks socialism means partying.
Trips over a cordless phone.
Takes a rule to bed to see how long they slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."
Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Studies for a blood test and fails.
Invents a solar powered flashlight.
Sells the car for gas money.
Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.
Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.
Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport
left", he turned around and went home