How to Tell If Someone is an Idiot!


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Joke ID#7094
Funny (1.4)
Rating (0.74)
CategoryInsults  
Submitted BymEgMeG504
Corrected By boodler
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You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she:

Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Sends a fax with a stamp on it.

Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"

Tries to drown a fish.

If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get
change.

Thinks socialism means partying.

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a rule to bed to see how long they slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Sells the car for gas money.

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport
left", he turned around and went home




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