What They Reeeaally Mean


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Joke ID#7025
Funny (1.35)
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CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bysushifreak
Corrected By boodler
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When kids say:

The party is supervised = It's supervised by a grandparent who falls asleep most of the time.

I'm doing well in school = Oh crap, I need help.

It's okay, I don't need help = Get the heck away from me.


When men say:

Hi honey, how are you? = I've been cheating on you for the last 2 months, or, I cheated on you last night.

When women say:

I'm too tired to make dinner = Who do you think I am making dinner for you every night? Can't a woman take a frickin' break?



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