Bad And Worst News


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Joke ID#6492
Funny (1.79)
Rating (0.79)
CategoryMedical  
Submitted Bymccheddabob01
Corrected By boodler
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A woman walks in to the hospital to visit her husband.

She talks to the doctor, and the doctor says,"I have bad news, and worse news."

The woman starts to cry, asking for the bad news first.

The doctor replies,"The bad news is that your husband only has 24 hours to live."

The woman starts to cry even more, and now asks for the worse news.

The Doctor now replies,"The worse news is that I have been trying to contact you since yesterday."



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