Split the Viagra
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| Joke ID | #5898 |
| Funny |   (1.98) |
| Rating |   (2.21) |
| Category | Gross |
| Submitted By | bird_luver    |
| Corrected By |
boodler     |
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An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra.
The doctor said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for sex any more as I am over 90 years old. I just want
it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
