Strategic Responses to "Do I Look Fat?"
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| Joke ID | #4944 |
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| Rating |   (0.84) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | MNMork2     |
| Corrected By |
boodler  |
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Strategic responses to the ever-dangerous "Do I look Fat" question:
"No, not to Stevie Wonder."
"No babe, you're not fat, you're fluffy."
"Does this tie make me look stupid?"
"No hablo ingles."
"If I answer that question, my life will be in danger."
"Let me jog around to your front and take a look."
"No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains."
"May I consult a lawyer before answering that?"
"Look at your belt size honey, if it says 'equator' on the tag you know the answer."
