Under Oath
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| Joke ID | #4428 |
| Funny |    (2.62) |
| Rating |   (0.61) |
| Category | Lawyer |
| Submitted By | TheGermanGemini     |
| Corrected By |
boodler   |
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The slick defense lawyer was drilling the star witness, in an attempt to ruffle the mans feathers, and secure his own case. He began egging him on.
"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background" the lawyer sneered.
The witness replied,
"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
