The Cat In The Hat On Aging
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| Joke ID | #3736 |
| Funny |    (1.79) |
| Rating |   (1.61) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | AnchMike     |
| Corrected By |
boodler |
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I cannot see,
I cannot pee;
I cannot chew,
I cannot screw;
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks,
My hearing stinks,
No sense of smell -
I look like hell
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body's drooping,
Have trouble pooping;
The Golden Years have come at last -
The Golden years can kiss my ass
