Mugged
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| Joke ID | #2788 |
| Funny |   (3.3) |
| Rating |   (0.39) |
| Category | News / Politics |
| Submitted By | Einat17     |
| Corrected By |
candyqueen_5 |
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Late one night in the Washington D.C., a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money!" he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"
