Mugged


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Joke ID#2788
Funny (3.3)
Rating (0.39)
CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted ByEinat17
Corrected By candyqueen_5
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Late one night in the Washington D.C., a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money!" he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"




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