It Ain't Easy To Be Me
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| Joke ID | #2775 |
| Funny |   (2.09) |
| Rating |   (2.13) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | xiaobaby  |
| Corrected By |
boodler     |
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It ain't easy to be a dick;
I've got a head I can't think with,
An eye I can't see out of.
I have to hang around with two nuts all the time.
My closest neighbour is a real asshole.
My best friend is a pussy.
And every time I get excited, I throw up;
And worst of all, my owner beats me.
