Property Laws of a Toddler

Joke ID#2096
Funny (3.02)
Rating (0.39)
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By beecool
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1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm doing or building something, all of the pieces are mine.

7. If it looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it's broken, it's yours.


11. If you built it, I get to knock it down.

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