Pass Gas; Do Not Pass Go!
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| Joke ID | #17985 |
| Funny |    (2.37) |
| Rating |   (0.87) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | juan3629    |
| Corrected By |
boodler    |
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me . . . then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
