Medieval Penguins
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| Joke ID | #17300 |
| Funny |    (2.34) |
| Rating |   (0.75) |
| Category | Animal |
| Submitted By | Belle  |
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Sir Lancelot was losing patience with Lady Guinevere. He had fought battles; he had jeopardized his reputation; he had ruined his friendship with King Arthur.
But it was all worthwhile just to have this time with his lovely lady. They had run away for a little while, but Lancelot was growing angry because Guinevere was spending all her time on a stupid crossword puzzle.
When she raised her quill to write in another word, he snapped. He couldn't take it any more.
He yelled in a harsh tone, "GIVE ME THE PEN GUIN!"
After that, she thought he had lost his mind, and left him.
