Taste Test


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Joke ID#1606
Funny (3.28)
Rating (1.3)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I would like you to close your eyes and taste these."

The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your daddy and mommy probably call each other all of the time."

Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted,

"Spit 'em out, guys; they're assholes!"




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