My Perfect Mate
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| Joke ID | #15456 |
| Funny |    (2.61) |
| Rating |   (0.41) |
| Category | Knock-Knock |
| Submitted By | goddess_ol  |
| Corrected By |
boodler     |
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A bachelor asked his friend to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities."
Without thinking, his friend replied: "Marry a penguin."
