Bear Necessities
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| Joke ID | #15301 |
| Funny |    (2.41) |
| Rating |   (1.06) |
| Category | Children |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
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A precocious 4-year-old was brought to the ER with a severe cough, a nurse writes. She kept up a non-stop conversation while I was trying to assess her lung sounds. Finally, I said, "Shhh, I have to see if Barney is in there."
The child looked at me and said, "I have Jesus in my heart. Barney is on my underwear."
