How to be Politically Correct With Women II
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| Joke ID | #14999 |
| Funny |    (2.23) |
| Rating |   (1.22) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
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She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - she is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK - she is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - she is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED - she is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
She does not want to be MARRIED - she wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.
She does not GAIN WEIGHT - she is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
She does not TEASE or FLIRT - she engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She is not DUMB - she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She is not TOO SKINNY - she is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - she is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.
