Signs Of The Times
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| Joke ID | #13522 |
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| Rating |   (0.73) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
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Signs That Were Found In Peoples' Kitchens:
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
Housework done properly can kill you.
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
