Cats II
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| Joke ID | #13380 |
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| Rating |   (1.09) |
| Category | Animal |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
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"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." – Unknown
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemmingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." – Anonymous
