You Gotta Read These
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| Joke ID | #13285 | 
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| Category | One Liners | 
| Submitted By | cubsfan1 | 
| Corrected By | 
		boodler | 
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1. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
2. Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
3. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
