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Joke ID#13272
Funny (3.17)
Rating (1.22)
CategoryInsults  
Submitted Bycubsfan1
Corrected By boodler
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Smart-ass Answer #1

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened
his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat ...she said,
"Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."


Smart-ass Answer #2

A truck driver was driving along on! the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low bridge ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a
police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."




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