Mowing and Beer

Joke ID#13182
Funny (2.34)
Rating (2.02)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bycubsfan1
Corrected By boodler
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On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I slowly took a long drink from my can of Old Milwaukee Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Oakley sunglasses and looked at this nosy ass neighbor and replied,

"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

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