Some More One Liners IV
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| Joke ID | #12613 |
| Funny |    (2.27) |
| Rating |   (0.85) |
| Category | One Liners |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
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These are my summer clothes. Summer paid for, summer not.
How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck.
Why couldn't anyone play cards on the ark? Because Noah sat on the deck.
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "You drive, I'll man the guns."
The Russians are very jealous of the American's Stealth Bombers, so they've decided to build their own. It'll be called the Optical Illyushin.
One good turn... gets all the blankets.
