Very Fast!
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| Joke ID | #12544 |
| Funny |   (2.83) |
| Rating |   (0.89) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
| Corrected By |
timmycool    |
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There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet, as this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was $300.
The Japanese man exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
The driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
