Danger!


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Joke ID#12294
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Submitted Byboodler
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You are in a car travelling at a constant speed. On your left is a valley, and on your right is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car, and you can't overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter, flying at ground level; both are travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the merry-go-round!



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