Blind Date
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| Joke ID | #11838 |
| Funny |   (3.15) |
| Rating |   (0.66) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | Shastaki   |
| Corrected By |
boodler     |
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Sam didn't want to go on the blind date that Tom had arranged for him. "What if she's really ugly and I hate her?" he complained.
"Then just clutch your chest and fake a heart attack," Tom replied. Sam thought this was a good idea, so he agreed to go through with it.
He went to the address Tom had given him, and a beautiful woman answered the door. "Hi, I'm your blind date!" Sam said. The woman clutched her chest and fell to the ground.
