Deft Definations
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| Joke ID | #11504 |
| Funny |    (1.69) |
| Rating |   (0.63) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | stang99   |
| Corrected By |
Celanba   |
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GOSSIP: something that no one claims to like but everyone enjoys.
KISS:
To a geographer: The shortest distance between two curves!
To a physicist: The contradiction of mouth due to expansion of heart.
To an accountant: A credit because it is profitable when returned.
OBESITY: A surplus gone to waist.
OLD AGE: When you wink at a woman and she says, "Anything wrong with your eye, Uncle?"
RAINCOAT: Thunder wear!
WRITER'S CRAMP: Authoritis!
HEMOPHILLIA: A disease of blood with affinity (philia) to "he" (male) only.
