Fun Things To Do

Joke ID#11447
Funny (2.82)
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CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bybeecool
Corrected By Celanba
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1. Walk to your neighbor's house and ask in your best British accent, "May I borrow a cup of pants?"

2. Go over to a friend's house, take off your shirt, put on one of theirs and leave.

3. When a telemarketer calls, say, "Welcome to Hell! Satan speaking, how may we reap your soul today?"

4. Randomly say quotes from the movie Anchorman out of context.

5. Wake up really early. Sneak into your neighbor's house, get the newspaper, brew up some coffee, make breakfast, and wait for him to see you. Then scream and promptly exclaim, "What are you doing in my house?!?!?!"

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