Old Man


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Joke ID#11401
Funny (3.1)
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CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bybeecool
Corrected By timmycool
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Once, I was walking along our road and saw a man who appeared to be very old and well-lived sitting in a rocking chair. Surely, I thought, this man had all the answers. So I asked, "How did you live to such a healthy old age?"

He said, "I do lots of drugs, eat lots of sugars and fats, I smoke, and I never exercise."

"Wow," I said, "how old are you again??"

"I'm 22."




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