Pun-damentals of Punning!


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Joke ID#10563
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CategoryPuns  
Submitted Byswordoffury1392
Corrected By boodler
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Relish today, ketchup tomorrow!

A hamburger walks into the bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

I wanted to be a mime, but I talked myself out of it.

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.




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