Signs With a Sense of Humor
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| Joke ID | #10160 |
| Funny |   (3.1) |
| Rating |   (0.51) |
| Category | One Liners |
| Submitted By | beecool     |
| Corrected By |
enderofgames     |
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Signs in our world...
Please be safe. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS BATHROOM CLEAN.
GENTLEMEN: Your aim will help. Stand closer. It's shorter than you think.
LADIES: Please remain seated for the entire performance.
CAUTION: This machine has no brain. Use your own.
St. Cyril of Alexandria Catholic Church
Staying in bed shouting, Oh, God! does not constitute going to church. Diocese of Galveston-Houston.
Stiff Nipples Air Conditioning Service. 020 8797 2690
Note to NiteLink Passengers. Ladies, the poles are fitted for your safety. No dancing.
Attention Dog Guardians: Pick up after your dogs. Thank you.
Attention Dogs: Grrrr, bark, woof. Good dog.
Mr. Toskana has had an expensive divorce and now needs the money, so SALE NOW ON!!
PLEASE Don't throw your cigarette butts on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer.
