Guilty
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| Joke ID | #7138 |
| Funny |   (1.94) |
| Rating |   (0.63) |
| Category | Lawyer |
| Submitted By | smartie_pants     |
| Corrected By |
boodler     |
| Special |
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A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed.
The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days in jail."
