Leaves


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Joke ID#3632
Funny (2.36)
Rating (1.73)
CategoryGross  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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A guy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes later, he couldn't control himself and had to let loose a big noisy fart.

Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her "Do you by any chance have today's paper?"

The lady looked at him and said "No, but the next time we pass by a tree, I'll grab you a handful of leaves."



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