Dieter's Prayer
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| Joke ID | #2663 |
| Funny |    (1.73) |
| Rating |   (0.89) |
| Category | Religious |
| Submitted By | Newf      |
| Corrected By |
boodler |
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Lord, grant me the strength that I may not fall
Into the clutches of cholesterol;
At polyunsaturates, I'll never mutter,
For the road to Hell is paved with butter
And cake is cursed and cream is awful
And Satan is hiding in every waffle.
Beelzebub is a chocolate drop,
And Lucifer is a lollipop,
Teach me the evils of hollandaise
Of pasta and globs of mayonnaise;
And crisp fried chicken from the south
Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth.
