Bear Attack
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| Joke ID | #251 |
| Funny |    (2.36) |
| Rating |   (0.87) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | Drunky     |
| Corrected By |
boodler   |
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Two guys are in the woods camping out when a bear attacks them. While the bear sniffs around the food, the first guy starts lacing up his sneakers.
The second guys goes, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear!"
The first guy replies, "I dont need to; I only have to outrun you."
