Entitled To One Phone Call

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Entitled To One Phone Call

Two teenagers were arrested for public lewdness and possession of marijuana when they were found naked, enjoying a joint on the edge of the fountain in the town square.

The arresting officer, unable to reach their parents, gave them each one phone call.

A half hour later, a man entered the station.

The sergeant said, "I suppose you're the kids' lawyer?"

"Nope," the chap replied. "I'm just delivering their pizza!"

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