Genital Auction
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| Joke ID | #17803 |
| Funny |    (2.18) |
| Rating |   (1.88) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | djsquid1000  |
| Corrected By |
boodler    |
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Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big
ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "Those they gave away."
Husband : "I had a dream too . . . I dreamt they were
auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction."
