Emo Phillips
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| Joke ID | #17100 |
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| Rating |   (0.92) |
| Category | Puns |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
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I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
