The New Guy

Joke ID#16958
Funny (3.01)
Rating (0.72)
Submitted Bythen00b12
Corrected By boodler
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A newcomer in town goes to a bar, the bar manager notices he is new and says, "Sir, you're new, and when you're new, you have to drink a whole barrel of beer, then fix the crocodile's sore tooth, then you give that nice lady right there a hug, or you can't come to this bar again!"

The newcomers says, "That's ridiculous!" and leaves the bar.

A couple minutes later, he comes back, he drinks the barrel of beer, then he goes into the backyard.

After a couple screams of bloody murder, screeches, cries of pain, the newcomer returns all bloody and bruised.

Then he goes up to the manager and says, "Okay, where's the girl with the sore tooth?"

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