Pet Store Bomb
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| Joke ID | #16737 |
| Funny |    (2.49) |
| Rating |   (1.17) |
| Category | Animal |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
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A man goes into a pet store, plants a bomb, and as he leaves, calls out, "You have one minute to get out!"
At that, a tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, "You BASTARD!"
