T-Shirt Messages V
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| Joke ID | #16446 |
| Funny |    (2.77) |
| Rating |   (1.17) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
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"Every day I live with fear, but occasionally I leave her and go drag racing."
"I like to snatch kisses and vice versa."
Seen on an attractive and busty brunette: "Size DOES matter!"
Seen on a different attractive and busty brunette: "We could mate ...(picture of black widow spider) ... but then I'd have to kill you."
Seen on a very overweight guy in a parking lot: "I beat anorexia."
"Goal Of A Bitch: To dominate, control and destroy a man's finances, mental health, self-esteem and any hope for happiness." Seen being worn by one.
