A Planned Life
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| Joke ID | #1575 |
| Funny |   (2.82) |
| Rating |   (0.61) |
| Category | Puns |
| Submitted By | datra16      |
| Corrected By |
boodler    |
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Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school.
One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school. Did you manage to live a well planned life?"
"Yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker."
Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"
"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
