Bad News / Good News: Lawyer's Version

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Submitted Byboodler
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A lawyer goes in to the cell where his client is being held. "Okay, I've some bad news, and some good news."

"Right, what's the bad news?"

"It's DEFINITELY your blood at the scene of the crime."

"So what's the good news?"

"Your cholesterol is way down!"

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