Doing the Splits
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| Joke ID | #15337 |
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| Rating |   (1.16) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
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An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor, "The parrot I purchased uses improper language."
"I'm surprised," said the owner. "I've not taught that bird to swear."
"Oh, it isn't that," explained the professor, "but yesterday I heard him split an infinitive."
